Joey T.

When Joseph Tucker isn’t spending time with his model status wife, two young boys and fluffy dog, you can find him in a shed. There he crafts chairs and old timey skis out of a tree he just karate chopped down with his bare hands. He drinks his whiskey straight out of the barrel and knows how to survive a zombie apocalypse. He can barter the heck out of that Egyptian emperor because he is civilized. He eats pounds of bacon at a time and drives a Buick. He once courted a girl by pretending he wasn’t all that interested. She married him and had all of his babies.

He knows everything…especially in the technology department. Which is why we went ahead and made him manager